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Heard at the Heckman dinner table…

Baby Luke in the corner!

Luke (age 6)- Can I have more chicken mommy?

Me- Sure, what do you say?

Luke- Please?

Me- What do you do?

Luke to dad – Look dad!

Dad to Luke- Don’t kiss my woman!

Luke kisses me on my lips looking at daddy’s reaction from the corner of his eye 😆

Luke giggling – But daddy she let me!

Author lovemidorilei_zpfctoPosted on March 5, 2025February 9, 2026Categories FunnyLeave a comment on Heard at the Heckman dinner table…

Conversations with a 9 year old…

At 4am!

Noah at age 2

Noah’s at the edge of my bed.

Me- Baby why are you awake?

Noah- I just have one question.

Me- Yes?

Noah- What do you get when you combine a prime number with an Octopus?

Me- Honey let’s do this later. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Noah- Optimus Prime!

They cannot make this parenting $h!+ up. 😆

Author lovemidorilei_zpfctoPosted on February 13, 2025February 9, 2026Categories Funny, ParentingLeave a comment on Conversations with a 9 year old…
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